If you were lucky enough to score tickets to this evening’s disaster/date event, you may want to refresh your memory of the 1997 Oscar-sweeping epic beforehand with VF.com ’s exclusive V-Day Titanic 3D primer, so you can focus entirely on Winslet’s Z-coordinates during the screening. But because nothing says romance like one of the deadliest peacetime maritime disasters in history, the trio is offering viewers a special preview screening tonight, Valentine’s Day night, so that women everywhere can be reminded that, unlike Jack Dawson, their partners would never drag them up a vertically sinking ship for 60-plus minutes of screen time. In order to a) “bring Titanic to life as audiences have never seen it before,” b) ring in the 100th anniversary of the ship’s sinking, and, perhaps, c) display a young Kate Winslet’s nude breasts in the most eye-popping-ly gratuitous theater dimensions currently available-James Cameron, Paramount Pictures, and Twentieth Century Fox International are re-releasing Titanic in 3D in April.
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